Savor Exquisite Dining Experiences
Delightful gourmet dishes in a rustic atmosphere.
Our Philosophy
At Black Caat, we believe that great food and good music go hand in hand. Unlike other places our mission is to create memorable dining experiences by providing exceptional service and delicious cuisine. Nightly entertainment is a loop of an old recording of Arlo Guthrie performing a Grammy Award winning selection from his 1969 album entitled Alice's Restaurant "I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride my motor sickle." Our state-of-the-art sound system will have you humming this song for weeks. According to Campbell at the bar the farmed salmon they serve is the best genetically modified salmon in America. She says f**k that wild shit. Eat farmed salmon.
A taste of elegance: Our culinary journey
ADULT BEVERAGES / Price List
DRINK SPECIALS
Specialty drinks from around the Pacific Northwest
More one of a kind
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Mad MIL El Cabron Houston Texas
Purple Monkey Monkey Wharf Anchorage Alaska
Friskey Whiskey Felicias Warehouse, Bellingham
Benedict Arnold Felicia at the Black Caat
The usual culprits
12 - 25
These are the same boring drinks you can get anywhere - well or call
One of a kind specials
12-18
Alaska Sunrise Duke's Dutch Harbor, Alaska
Zapped Buck Rogers Disco Bethel Alaska
Nutty Norwegian The Shipwreck Petersburg Alaska
Dirty Snowball Rainbow Lodge Butte Montana
Twinkie The Green Room San Francisco
One of a kind specials again
12-18
Alaska Sunrise Duke's Dutch Harbor, Alaska
Zapped Buck Rogers Disco Bethel Alaska
Nutty Norwegian The Shipwreck Petersburg Alaska
Dirty Snowball Rainbow Lodge Butte Montana
Twinkie The Green Room San Francisco
Benedict
BEER
Fifteen draft beers on tap from around the Pacific Northwest
IPA's
6
A selection of 5 (kangaroo) hoppy beers for your drinking pleasure
Lagers
6
A selection of 5 great beers for those who prefer a little funk
Stouts
7
A fine selection of 5 dark beers for those who enjoy a little gas
First Category
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First Item
12
Joe Shit the Ragman Meat Loaf (Notice - we use toilet paper as a filler for extra juiciness). No need to wipe. Comes with the dinner. Don't let your meat loaf. If any of you have been to Skinny Dicks Halfway Inn you'll know how good it is. Borrowed his recipe.
Second Item
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Grand Canyon University Club Sandwich
A hot degree in a sourdough bun. (This one will advance your career in the hospitality industry) (Guaranteed). We specialize in degrees in special education that will guarantee you a job as a bar manager. Check out the mother-in-law pickle surprise. Gotcha. Ask Felicia. Or Jack the Bouncer.
Third Item
22
The Briscow Special
Benedict Arnold sandwich with a side of Kyle tuna salad. Better start smacking them lips now. We don't put up with honest locals bullshit lies about how our food is based on farm raised salmon. Just ask hot lips Cambell. She's the best. Pretty cool. She's educated. Got a college degree but can't seem to do better than working as a barmaid.
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Menu
Bar Specialties
Ask Jack or Felicia for their daily recommendations
Deep Fried Pickles
12
Absolutely delicious deep fried sweet gherkins. Great for sharing. Ask for the MIL special pricing. Turn down this delectable tidbit and you will be asked to leave and be banished from ever returning. Probably don't want to return as you'll be the only person at the bar. Nobody to talk to. Borrring.
Pub Burger
8
Melts in your mouth. Beefy and robust. Satisfyingly chewy. May produce a little gas down the road. Warn your significant other to open the window upon bedtime. Not sure why artificial beef makes your shit stink that bad.
Weekly Special
22
Le Shwank Steak (Not real sure what this is but it sure sounds French). Bon jour. Took French in high school so I'm not sure about the spelling. Got mono while sledding out at Harriet Hunt Lake and flunked French so I took up Spanish. Buenos Dias. Nachos. Queso dias. (Cheese)
Dinner
Home Cooking Specials
Boneless Chicken Dinner
22
Your choice of either deep fried chicken strips or hard-boiled eggs . Cluck cluck. Four bucks a dozen.
French LeCompte
17
One pound of Pomme Frites (Fancy word for French Fries) served with gourmet catsup . Can't beat the price as a potato costs $1 a pound at Freds.
Potato Surprise
9
Potato Extraordinaire (Mashed) We make our mashed potatoes on Sunday. The rest of the week we heat them up in the microwave. You'd better start smacking them lips now. Don't forget your dentures. They get a little chewey as the days pass. Bring your own dental floss.
First Item
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Easter Special - We've had lamb chops in the freezer for months but nobody would buy them so it's the Easter Special. Praise the Lord and pass the ketchup. Served with a side of those stink ass brussel sprouts that nobody eats and a big bowl of our famous mashed taters. Recommended by Rudy.
Due to the overwhelming participation of our staff we are able to offer a discount for the chubby girls to join Fat Girls Clu orwhatever it's called. Our customers appreciate your efforts to lose that weigh
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Utopia, WA
Special Requests?
Do you have any musical talent? Guitar, kazoo, lamellophone, or?? Want to schedule a musical event? Drop us a line to set up an audition.
Open Mic
Hours
Open today | 09:00 am – 05:00 pm |
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